Wednesday, 7 March 2012

The behaviour of the Cabinet Office is infantile

The Government Digital Service operate a blog so that we can all see what they're up to.

GDS is part of the Cabinet Office and what they're meant to be up to is making public services more efficient.

On 6 March 2012, one Bob Kamall published a post on the GDS blog called Engaging With The Hard To Reach. It's all about his visit to a charity in Southwark, St Mungo's, which provides care for the homeless.

You can read Mr Kamall's post. But you won't believe it.

The following comment has been submitted in response. Will it be published? Will the Cabinet Office pay any attention?
Mr Kamall

In the circumstances, the Riot Act will now be read.

You say:
We recognise that if we are to succeed in driving channel shift to digital then services and transactions need to be developed with a relentless focus on users. We want to make use of the most innovative and versatile technology to deliver products that match industry leaders while ensuring that no-one is left behind.
You mean:
We recognise that if we are to focus relentlessly on users then concentrating on driving channel shift to digital is to miss the point. In public services we are the industry leaders and there is no comparison with the Facebooks and Amazons of this world – they can leave people behind, we can’t. Our job cannot be achieved by the use of innovative and versatile technology. That is for children. We are grown up and responsible. People depend on our services and we know it.
You say that you want to show how GDS can engage with the hard to reach. There are nine or ten million of them, Bob. All that you actually offer in your post is oiling bicycle chains in the basement of St Mungo's.

In 18 months time DWP's Universal Credit goes live. When the public realises that nine or ten million people have been excluded from the universe by default there will be fury in the land. DWP will be blamed. And DWP will blame GDS, pointing to ex-Guardian man Mike Bracken's post Identity: One small step for all of Government in which he unwisely pretends to have control over DWP.

The Cabinet Office will then look like a branch of St Mungo's in Whitehall, a junior school feeding the main one in Southwark. A junior school housing a roster of unfortunate derelicts incapable of dealing with reality. Derelicts in need of care, expensively provided by taxpayers whose patience has run out.

People will re-read Paul Downey's Blurring Boundaries post:
I joined GDS because there's nothing cooler than working on something that touches so many peoples lives ... sitting on one part of the floor can feel a little like being in a bouncy castle. There's a nice kitchen that's only missing one essential bit of kit: we could really do with a dishwasher! ... Rather impressively by lunchtime of my first day I'd been given a Cabinet Office Email address (accessible using Google Apps for Business), a laptop (a security hardened 13" MacBook Air) ... Just before heading home we decided to create a commemorative Valentine's Day homepage for GOV.UK. A Kanban card was added to the sprint wall and Ben quickly came up with a design. I sat with James Weiner and Dafydd Vaughan whilst we built, tested and deployed the new ‘heart-shaped wood’ homepage, meaning I witnessed concept to delivery all in the space of half an hour.
And through the blur they will see an expensive Eton in SW1 housing the Potemkin equivalent of the privileged children of the aristocracy, but without Eton's success rate, more like the op-ed team of the Guardian, forever insulated from reality, or at least until the money runs out, also in 18 months time:
On my first day I hung my satchel on a peg with my name on it. Me and Pete did a potato print of a flower. It was cool.
No wonder Universal Credit didn't work, people will say, looking back in 18 months time. And even if the front end had been delivered it couldn't have worked because some hippy teaching assistant in the second form had switched off the Government Gateway, promising to replace it with a cloud, the answer is blowing in the wind, man.

And even before that, before October 2013 – which to us old people by the way is just around the corner, like tomorrow – GDS and DWP are promising to have provided 21 million Brits with an electronic identity by the Spring of 2013. That's what it says in the OJEU ITT. What drugs are you dealing in that bouncy castle? After eight years of unstinting political support and an unlimited budget IPS had issued just 4,000 ID cards. And GDS think they can equip 21 million people with working accounts six months after awarding the IdA contract, do they? Including nine or ten million who have never used the web? On which planet?

And who is the contract going to be awarded to? Not the chicklets in the Technology Strategy Board incubator. They haven't got the scale. Not the banks. Why would they want their brands destroyed by confessing to any connection with this train crash? Who does that leave?

Facebook and Google. Take a look at ex-Guardian man Mike Bracken's asinine what-I-did-on-my-holidays post, Thoughts on my recent trip to the West Coast with Francis Maude, Minister for the Cabinet Office:
Andrew Nash, Google's Director of Identity, ran us through the current issues facing identity.He explained how Google aim to grow and be part of an ecosystem of identify providers, and encouraged the UK Government to play its part in a federated system. The UK ID Assurance team and Google agreed to work more closely to define our strategy – so look out for future announcements. Andrew also took the opportunity to walk the Minister through the Identity ecosystem.
There is no trust in Google. Or Facebook. GDS's claims that they can create trust are laughable, like the magician at a children's party who claims to have pulled a white rabbit out of an empty top hat. GDS can't create trust at the throw of a switch. They can't create a market where there is none. They can't create an ecosystem.

Do you have any idea what these infantile delusions look like to the grown-ups not yet in St Mungo's? Can you imagine what they make of it in Brazil? Or the US? Or Russia or China?

They must look on amazed that a once-adult country has entrusted its public services to a group of imbeciles in a nursery school chanting the word "agile".

What does Ian Watmore think he's doing?

Why does Francis Maude put up with it?

If I don't tell you, someone else will. You're making fools of yourselves. At public expense. There will be tears before teatime, Bob. You're facing disaster and public humiliation, quite properly, unless you guys wake up quickly, come out of your privileged little bubble, sort yourselves out and shape up.
  • The Cabinet Office have failed before with this plan. It was called "transformational government" then. Only the name has changed. There is no reason to believe they can succeed this time.
  • As the name suggests, the Government Gateway is the computer system that many adept individuals and organisations in the UK currently use to communicate with the government. Unlike the "open source" code on which GDS's dreams depend, the Gateway actually exists. GDS want to throw it away and replace it with a government cloud, G-Cloud, that will look more like their juvenile heroes' websites – Amazon and eBay and Google and Facebook – replete with an ad server (see p.9) so that we can all book a holiday while submitting our tax returns.
  • GDS are acting under the influence of Martha Lane Fox's "digital by default" initiative. All public services are to be delivered over the web and only over the web. They ignore the problems of cyber security. And they ignore the fact that between nine and ten million people in the UK have never used the web and will be excluded by default.
  • GDS depend on IdA, a putative identity assurance service somewhere in the currently non-existent G-Cloud, a sort of private sector ID card scheme without the cards. IdA doesn't exist. There is no such thing as IdA. Another hole at the heart of their plans, along with security, and accessibility by their parishioners.
  • Any lawyers present might like to consider whether IdA requires primary legislation. There isn't any and there's no time left before the IdA contracts are to be awarded in the Summer of 2012 to fill the hole.
  • The problems of large computer systems persist. GDS's modish references to "cloud computing" and "agile" systems development methodologies have not made them go away.
  • Anyone with any energy left after getting to grips with the Cabinet Office and DWP could use it up looking at the related Department of Business Innovation and Skills midata project.
  • As for the Guardian, on 8 August 2011 they wrote in their own paper: "Andrew Miller, the GMG [Guardian Media Group] chief executive, has warned that the group could run out of cash in three to five years if the business operations did not change, adding that the newspapers would aim to save £25m over the next five years, releasing funds to be reinvested in other activities". The Daily Telegraph's 16 December 2011 article reported the closure of some Guardian supplements, the curtailment of others, several hundred redundancies and a so far unimplemented plan for the Guardian to get out of printing paper altogether.
Updated 22 November 2013:
Ex-Guardian man Mike Bracken made a speech on 16 October 2013, Redesigning Government, in which he argues, among other things, that you've got to have fun at work. No argument with that.

But what do you call fun?

The clip below, from his speech beginning at 26'17", suggests that it's a pretty infantile idea of fun at GDS and confirms that the infantilism identified in the post above was built in to the human resources management policy right from the start:


How do you motivate adults? The finest minds in digital? This generation? The GDS answer is apparently bunting, stickers, fluffy mascots, animal costumes and cake.


Anonymous said...

It almost defies belief and my experiences raise serious question on their intent to
"We want to make use of the most innovative and versatile technology to deliver products that match industry leaders while ensuring that no-one is left behind." They ignore innovation that delivers on this instead want build themselves in the manner you describe with people who have little understanding of how people actually work and the support required worth all business logic. Read this The CTO had a "tantrum" but not based upon what I said more what the other contributor said was "woolly thinking"….. draw your own conclusions?

David Moss said...

Thank you for your comment, Anonymous.

Have had a look at the comments you link to and particularly enjoyed this one:

This type of wooly thinking is easily rebutted and does nothing to further the Open Source movement.

The opposite of bespoke IT solution is not Open Source - it's Commercial Off-The-Shelf (COTS) solutions. COTS solutions may be Open Source or closed source - neither has a direct effect on the competitive tension.

David Moss said...

There are freelance software engineers working for the likes of Google here in the UK earning five figures a month.

Being part of the civil service, GDS can't compete. It must be hard for them to attract top quality people with relevant experience.

Given which, why make the recruitment job even harder by patronising the staff with cuddly toys and cake?

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